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Music: The Sport: Things I Hate 3: "I'm stuck in the friendzone. Pity me!"

Things I Hate 3: “I’m stuck in the friendzone. Pity me!”

I hate guys who constantly complain that they’re super nice and supportive and girls don’t see that. Yeah, okay. We GET IT. You’re nice and caring. Did you ever care to think that that’s WHY we want you as friends? If we started dating every nice/caring friend we had, society would not be much more than a huge lesbian commune. You’re making women out to be these evil, stupid villains that can’t realize what’s in front of them. BUT WE’RE NOT.  

I feel the same way about flirting. I hate when people act nice or sociable to other people and everyone goes: OH SHIT. SHE MUST WANT HIM. If she was nice to another girl, I SWEAR you would not be saying: OH SHIT. SHE MUST WANT HER. Friendship does not ALWAYS lead to romance. Get that in your head, please.

If some girl had a supportive female friend who went through all the shitty boyfriends and relationships with her, you wouldn’t judge her for not going out with that female friend. But if it’s a guy? HOLY HELL GIRL! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? All nice guys in your life HAVE to be considered romantically. Oh but….What if i just want to be friends? NOPE TOO BAD! SOCIETY DICTATES THAT YOU’RE A STUPID, UNAPPRECIATIVE, AND EVIL BITCH!

GUYS AND GIRLS CAN BE JUST FRIENDS. I thought we were over this back in middle school. And ALSO. It may be shallow, but it is NOT a sin to like someone based on their looks. It’s in our freaking nature. If you’re not sexually attracted to someone, is it a sin to disregard them as boyfriend material?  And do all you boys have a PROBLEM with just being friends? Are you really complaining that you can’t get in our pants? Isn’t that just as bad as what our “bad-boy” boyfriends are doing?

So, PLEASE. Shut up about how girls are stupid not to consider their nice, guy friends romantically. Yes, some of the best relationships are built on friendship, but if you’re whining about being in the friendzone, i suggest you save it and start looking for a girlfriend.

Things I Hate 2: Real Women Have “Curves”

A beautiful summary of my thoughts (well…to a point) is the post made by xiaxue.blogspot.com <- this bitch is hilarious. Alright, some of the stuff I don’t agree with, such as how “easy” it is to lose weight. 

Basically, I hate how obsessed people have become with this image of a “real woman.” Real women have curves, real women aren’t skinny bitches, real women this, real women that. Really? You’re telling us that women come in all different shape and sizes, yet you tell a skinny model she’s not a real woman because she’s shaped like a line, not an hourglass? 

Okay, yes. I completely agree. Everyone is born different. Some are naturally skinnier or naturally curvier. I gotcha. But you’re criticizing these designers and these stores for featuring skinny girls wearing their clothes. They are NOT saying that all girls have to be super skinny. IT’S MARKETING. Would you call a company racist if they featured a white girl in a bronzing self-tanner ad instead of a black girl? NO. IT’S MARKETING. We’re naturally more attracted to thinner, fitter people. Why do you think red lips look nice? Because they appeal to our inner nature that loves when faces have a lot of blood or something. (Look it up, it exists) Why do we like shiny hair? Because it’s a symbol of strength and health. Same with a fit physique. It appeals to our inner nature. So you’re criticizing our inner nature and primal instincts? Good luck trying to change that. 

And onto this topic of what a “real woman” is. A real woman does not need to have curves. I have no boobs and no butt. HOLY SHIT. I MUST BE A MAN. I hate those girls who point at the skinny bitches and say: I’M a real woman, but you are NOT. Applause…I’m glad you’re comfortable with your body image, but saying shit like that is equivalent to a skinny girl calling someone else fat. The whole WORLD would freak if that happened. But if someone fat calls a girl skinny? YEAH YOU STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, GURL. It’s a two-way street. Get on it. 

While trying to promote “curves” and “healthy body images”, the media’s just making the problem worse. You’re stressing our need for a solution when most girls don’t even realize there’s a problem in the first place! You keep talking about how we need to embrace our bodies. So are you telling me someone who is at risk of heart attack and diabetes should just embrace how they are? I need to embrace my body? I…I didn’t even realize there was a problem in the first place. 

So, is there a solution to this problem? Doubtful. People will always have insecurities and they’ll always want to attack those who aren’t like them. So all you superskinny girls out there, don’t worry. You’re still real women. And all you curvy bitches out there, keep being confident in yourselves. Everyone just stay healthy and stop having shitfits over what the media says you need to do and the problems you have. <3

Things I Hate 1: Fake Victims

We live in a world obsessed with embracing differences…or rather, lecturing others to embrace each other’s differences. I live in a very liberal area, so not many people get bullied or anything because they’re “different” or “weird.” Homophobia is almost non-existent. We’re not like a town from “Glee” or something. So you like music more than sports? Join the other 5 million. You’re sexually attracted to members of the same sex? Rock on. So it freaking PISSES ME OFF when people act like they’re just not accepted. 

For example, some time ago, someone I knew had come out as bisexual. No one was expecting it, but no one was particularly shocked. It wasn’t big news. Nobody freaked out and started whipping out their bibles. Everyone was just like, “Oh, that’s interesting. I didn’t know that. Whatever. We still love you and shit.” Yet, this person FLIPS THE FUCK OUT and starts ranting all over Facebook. “OMG STOP HATING ON ME BECAUSE I’M DIFFERENT. I LOVE MYSELF FOR WHO I AM. EVERYONE IS A HORRIBLE MOFO FOR SAYING SHIT ABOUT ME. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHO I AM? HUH!?” 

Normally, I’d be like….yeahhh preach it! Don’t take shit from nobody! BUT the fact was….NOBODY HAD SAID ANYTHING NEGATIVE. like none AT ALL. Literally, NOT A SINGLE SOUL was hating on this person. Frankly, no one gave a fuck. NO. ONE. We live in an area where the homophobe would be bullied and beat up, not the gay person. WE LIVE NEAR SF FOR FUCK’S SAKE. THE CAPITAL OF LGBT. 

You might think, oh I’m sure there was someone being rude and this person wanted to stand up for themselves, but I can ASSURE you. No one was rude. NO ONE FUCKING HATED ON YOU, BITCH! And I swear, this goes on and on and on. These people just crave attention. They want people to feel sorry for them and comment “Oh, sweetie. Don’t listen to those haters. We love you <3” WHAT HATERS, YOU BITCH? NAME A SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS HATED ON YOU. Homophobia is literally TABOO in this area. I’d be scared to go to school if I randomly posted some homophobic shit on Facebook. I’d get beaten so bad.

Disclaimer: This post isn’t about homophobia, nor is it about how homophobia is not a big deal. This post is about fake victims needing attention and making shit up. So please spare your comments about how I can’t say anything because I haven’t been in that situation, how I’m being rude, etc. That’s not what this is about. I’m all about gay pride. Peace, my brothas. <3